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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 11:05
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
So they tried
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Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
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No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
Still no good
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Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
Fugiat rerum itaque dolorem rem.
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
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No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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